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| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to drive down the road, with Clay's music blaring, in the left lane with their right turn signal on for as long as they wish. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to absolutely freak out when hearing such classic Aiken as "This Is the Night" or new classic Aiken such as "Invisible" and "The Way" when in grocery store, clothing store, etc. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to be on his/her computer as much as they darn well please. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to spend as much time on their Clay Board of choice when needing the following essentials: tv apperances, radio airplay, sales, magazines, tour dates, tickets to said tour, or just need in of someone to talk to... someone who understands. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to yell loudly at the television (or monitor) when Clay is on, whether it be shouts of excitement or tossing things at Simon when watching AI2 reruns, or mistakenly tuning into ____ (feel free to insert the following: Conan, the Billboard Music Awards etc.). |
| A female Clay Aiken fan may invoke the right of thudding and/or drooling at any moment when Aiken is to appear. *side note, as a responsible Clay Aiken fan, please make sure such items as bubble wrap, buckets and mops are available.* [not limited exclusively to females] |
| A male Clay Aiken fan may invoke the right to verbally lash anyone who questions them for their appreciation of said Aiken. [not limited exclusively to males] |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to a steady supply of brain food and to drink (i.e. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Eastern North Carolina Barbeque, Macaroni and Cheese, Sprite & Sweet Tea, etc. .) |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to monopolize the television, VCR and TiVo™ when it is known that Aiken will be gracing it with his presence. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to ignore their family members and coworkers when they say For crying out loud, he's a 26-yr-old kid, get a life. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to bring Clay into any conversation they may be involved in, no matter what the original subject matter. |
| A Clay Aiken fan shall have the right to purchase any magazine and as many copies as they please, if Clay is gracing the pages. |
If
you are not A Clay Aiken fan there is no explanation
possible. If you are A Clay Aiken fan there is no explanation needed. |
| written by Anonymous* *if you wrote this ~ please email me so I can give you proper credit. |
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