DRESS CODE
for the Creative & Enthusiastic Fans for the Summer
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Of
course we all want to wear the latest hip styles.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, however,
the following combinations DO NOT go together and should
be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends
Please
keep these basic guidelines foremost
in
your mind when you shop. |
