Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Clay Aiken
Too much salad will kill you.

Here’s to not caring.

Hoodies are a vital part of one’s wardrobe.

Phone interviews are best done while in your pajamas.

Despite how bad the music sounds, you can learn something from it.

Glory notes can be made to look harder than they are.

An image is not how you look. It's what you do. It's how you portray your personality, the example you set.

Raleigh is not just a city.

Red leather and hip shakes are a dangerous combination.

He’s so muuuuuuuuuuch.

No KFC should be without chicken.

Stealing cars is a bad thing.

Krispy Kreme donuts are the best thing to come out of North Carolina.

We prefer Simon Cowell with his mouth closed.

An American Idol is someone with a talent that leaves a mark on American society and inspires people to think, feel, love, act.

I don't encourage people watching other people in their room.

If you don’t succeed in Charlotte, try again in Atlanta.

Being a mic stand can be hazardous to your health.

Tivo is a good thing if you’re on the road a lot.

What would Jesus do?

McDonald’s in Ireland is just not good.

If you want to make God laugh, all you have to do is tell Him
your plans.

It’s ok to come in second place.

The sound of doves crying is actually the sound of women thudding en masse.

It’s ok to want to be like Mr. Rogers.

You can never wear too many layers.

As long as you are living right, then you don’t have to worry about what people see.

Fame might get you to the head of the line at the DMV, but it can’t guarantee you a good picture.

Temper tantrums can actually be cute.

There’s something called a flat iron, and it has nothing to do with clothes.

Don’t forget your keys – they might end up in Hong Kong or Dubai.

You can drown in an inch of water.

It’s not a competition.

Concerts just aren’t the same without cell phones.

A person can learn to sleep anywhere – even on Capitol Hill.

There is virtually no song that wouldn’t sound better if Clay sang it.

A grunt can be sexy!

Not everyone will tell you his or her favorite color.

People really do care about what kind of milk you buy.

The greatest glory never comes from falling, but from rising each time you fall.

Pink shoelaces are cool.

There is something called “The Shadow,” but you might need a magnifying glass to find it.

CA does not stand for California.

Solitaire’s the only game in town.

Mothers will always put your most embarrassing moments on national TV.

DJs can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.

Few schoolteachers, if any, get chased through malls.

You have to take every minute that happens and enjoy it for what it is.

Being a mama’s boy isn’t all bad.

Nothing can ever be so wrong that can't be fixed or ignored!

Noses can be exquisite, lips can be to die for, and feet can be Size 13.

We're here to open doors and open minds.

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