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              principle rebates are a fine idea, but the manufacturer intentionally 
              makes it hard on you to collect it. Typically I don't do well performing 
              all these tasks. First we need the receipt. Now, where the hell 
              did I put the receipt? Assuming I find it and it can still be read, 
              I am sure there are several other tasks I must perform. Like including 
              the upc symbol from the box. Did I even save the box? And if I did 
              save it, and manage to find a knife and/or scissors to extricate 
              the upc symbol from it, I'd better include finding a band-aid while 
              I'm at it for the inevitable laceration I'll suffer from either 
              the cardboard or the knife/scissors.  
               Ok, all set. Now I have to gather some 
                more equipment to finish the task. Envelope, stamp, and pen, and 
                oh yes, reading glasses to read the fine print. It's a good idea 
                to make sure you are even eligible for the rebate before you go 
                to all the trouble. Finally it's all together, filled out and 
                ready to go. Being careful not to cut my tongue on the envelope 
                flap, I seal it and take it to the mailbox. 
               
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                a few more things to do. First, try and remember when it will 
                supposedly arrive, because in 6-8 weeks, I will have totally forgotten 
                about it. Next, if I actually see it arrive with the mail, to 
                recognize it and open it. After that I have to remember to save 
                it in a safe place. Now this is tricky because, and I'm sure this 
                doesn't just happen to me, a safe place can be so safely hidden 
                away that even I can't find it. Another tricky part is to actually 
                get it to the bank before the expiration date. It's all downhill 
                from there. Now I can enjoy the $30 or whatever on a meal and 
                a drink or maybe a new book from Barnes and Noble. So wouldn't 
                it have been easier on everyone involved to just have given me 
                a coupon to Olive Garden or Barnes and Noble in the first place? 
                It would be just as easy to lose that - or leave it on the fridge 
                to expire. In fact, it would be way easier. 
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